Losowe angielskie dowcipy
Analysis of A Man ->
Man - A Chemical Analysis Element: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at 7 inches though some isotopes can be as short as 4inches. Discoverer: Eve (discovered by accident one day when she had a craving for ribs) Occurren... [ca³y ->]
Ghostly Giggle ->
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can see right through him.... [ca³y ->]
Knock Knock Wannup ->
Knock Knock Who's there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn't need to know that!... [ca³y ->]
Viagra ->
Question: Why did they give the old man viagra every night before bedtime in the nursing home? Answer: So he wouldn't roll out of bed!... [ca³y ->]
Sex Like A Convenience Store ->
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store? There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning!... [ca³y ->]
Pirate and Lost Body Parts ->
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, an hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies "We were... [ca³y ->]
Best Part ->
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men? They discovered they were throwing away the best part.... [ca³y ->]
The big test! ->
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so they decided to do a small test. They took a ten-dollar bill, a bible, and a bottle of ... [ca³y ->]
60 mintues ->
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!... [ca³y ->]
your momma ->
your momma is so fat, she has more chins than the hong kong phone book. your momma is so big, when she went to the airport and told them she wanted to fly, they stamped goodyear on her ass and put her on a runway. your momma is so fat, she uses... [ca³y ->]
How did you break YOUR leg?? ->
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the bathroom. No facilities nearby, she decided to find a sheltered area, dropped her pants and proceeded to relieve herself. Suddenly she found herself beginning to slide backwards. Out in... [ca³y ->]
Letter To Ann Landers ->
Dearn Ann: I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era deserter from the U. S. Marines, and I have a cousin who works for Microsoft. My mother peddles Nazi literature to Girl Scouts and my father (a former dentist) is in jail f... [ca³y ->]
Yo Mama ->
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house.... [ca³y ->]
Off To Barcelona ->
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients behaving rather strangely. The first man is sitting on the edge of his bed clutching an imaginary steering wheel and making loud train noises "Chooo-Chooo... Whoooo-Whooooo..... [ca³y ->]
The Frog Scientist ->
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond to commands. He tells a frog to jump. The frog jumps 30 feet. He writes in his log book, frog jumps 30 feet. Then he cuts off one leg. He gives the same command to frog... [ca³y ->]